Score: 10

"can't stop watching"

submission: Ferrets

date: October 18, 2008

the song is very catchy. i applaud you if you made that all yourself. good job. i can't get the song out of my head but it's not a bad thing :P

what file type is it before flash? it looks fuzzy and pixelly in some areas....and what did it mean when he called him a whore? was he testing the other ferret or something to see if he agreed with him? i don't get that part...

Score: 3

"ummm?"

submission: Atomic Mayhem Teaser

date: October 17, 2008

The script was okay I guess.

But we can't judge this as a finished game, especially when the trailer had nothing to do with the plot. It was a poorly drawn character repeated over and over tweened slowly, zoomed in and out the whole time. Not even any lip syncing...

When you plan to make a game, you have to start small, trust me. You're acting like a total dreamer here. You have to come with an entire script, line by line, action by action, camera movement by camera movement. No game company is going to hire you coming with this. Even if you agree with me on that you still need a portfolio of other games you have written scripts for.

good luck. you'll need it.

Score: 10

"lol"

submission: It's Weasel Stomping Day

date: September 30, 2008

you get a ten for drawing mutated dogs instead of weasels

(PS. mine's better :P )

Score: 9

"that guy is ugly and too tall"

submission: Bench

date: February 19, 2008

it would have been nice to see someone a little shorter. tall people are overrated.

Score: 6

"yeah, it was cool and all, but..."

submission: Gamer Tonight - RTS Gamer

date: January 5, 2008

it could have been soooooo much more. it had some good funny inside jokes to us RTS pro micro'ers, but you could have included some more jokes rather than just reusing the whole 'seeing into the future and predicting what's next' joke. i mean it's good that u used that but specific examples from different games could have been way better to add as well.

you included an fps game but not even an rts game in there... it's either you didn't think about it or you were being a little lazy, not wanting to animate a whole base or army or whatnot.

what you're doing is trying to joke about RTS gamers, and most of the people who get the jokes are RTS gamers anyway, so why not include more specific inside jokes?

good work overall but it was pretty much just repetitive and slightly funny dialogue. could have been way better and i feel it was missing something.

Score: 10

"godly."

submission: TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey

date: December 3, 2007

the best part was when you tweened the hand toward the mouse :D

Score: 9

"very innovative!"

submission: - CoolioDJ -

date: June 10, 2007

a very original game that used music and the mouse to the best of its abilities!

great work on this one, i enjoyed playing it!

i got perfects on the first 3 songs but then on the fourth it started getting harder. i think a little more scratching should be involved, like a lot of back and forth / zigzag (fast/jerky) motions.

also, i think points should be awarded by how closely your bar meets up with the soundwaves or w/e they are. sorta like DDR, but y'know, gotta be scored on how closely you can follow the music too, right?

Score: 10

"next time..."

submission: Captain Corn Smash Vol.3

date: May 20, 2007

scribble, don't draw, it fits your name better

Score: 10

"good but too long"

submission: Corn Smash:Eskimo Justice

date: May 20, 2007

make it shorter...the storyline is too complex to follow and theres too many flashy colors everywhere during the battle scenes

sorry, i dont really like this one

PS - JK LOL

Score: 10

"lolol"

submission: Master CornSploder!

date: May 20, 2007

CORN ON THE COB SMASHED CAPTAIN GOATSE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!